Darci Ann

1.    to blog over the weekend as a study break for my Tuesday A&P midterm
1a.  limit my "interesting" insight on the digestive system. 
2.    to check out blogspot and see what all the hoopla is about and seriously consider a migration
3.    to think of something funny beyond my crappy crappy "oh crap I stepped in cat crap," moment last week

so, until then I leave you with this LINK to what I can only describe as quite possibly the only worthwhile use of a treadmill.  As Amy and I have discussed, there is something enchanting about it which makes multiple viewings seemingly necessary.

1. If you are a single dude, looking for chics might I suggest enrolling in a nursing pre-req at your local community college.  Guys are always outnumbered 30:1 and the 2 guys in class are immediately thought worthy and good because they are going into nursing or going to be a paramedic.  Normally one of the two is pretty hot, charming* and provides a little extra incentive to show up for your silly class.  That study buddy "let's play nurse" line could actually work here my friends....
2. Can't we all agree that Human Anatomy & Physiology 3 is hard enough without adding the challenge of not understanding a fucking word your professor is saying.  "Ursala" is from Switzerland and hearing her say, "pseudostratified columnar epithelium lining of the nasopharynx cavity," is like trying to translate Klingon.  This is going to be an interesting term my friends.  Plus, I don't know how many weeks it will take before I stop singing, "Poor unfortnuate souls, so sad, it's true they come flocking to my cauldron, crying ursal please.. and help them? Yes, I do.  Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals......"
3. Dogs are awesome. I love dogs.  They can make you laugh and smile, get your butt of the couch for walks. We should all love dogs and you can't really trust someone who hates them.  Unfortunately, dogs also lick body parts far too often and far too loudly....and then seemingly want to give you a little loving.  Seriously, get that tongue out of my face, no no- you can't lick my foot either...I saw what you were doing five minutes ago. 
4. what is up with MSN forcing this butt ugly boring background on me.  that kind of behavior is not acceptable... fix it soon or I'll jump on the blogspot bandwagon MSN.

* of course since they are hot and charming, witty and funny - they're most likely gay, so if your gay this could also apply to you, but the ratio % isn't as high of course, but quality goooood